Greetings, human! 'Tis I, Bandit! Pleasure to meet you! How about we sit down and talk a bit? I have cake!
You can give me any pronoun, she/her, he/him, they/them, everything's okay!
I identify as robot alien! Pew Pew!!
Fear my rockets and confetti canons!! PEW PEW PEW!!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW
Don't feel weirded out when I refer to myself as we or us.. It's normal.
I ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SHE'S CUTE-
You know when you read a book and at the end you just stare at the wall, thinking "Did I finish the book, or did the book finish me?"
Yep, that's a good story.
I AM ONE OF THE MOST UNORGANIZED PEOPLE VER LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO INTRODUCE MYSELF PROPERLY
Me: I like that.
Friend: Why?
Me: It's different.
IS IT OKAY THAT I CRIED MYSELF TO DEATH AT THE END OF KNB BECAUSE IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY LIKE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FEELINGS I HAD AT THAT MOMENT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I have the annoying habit of overthinking so many useless things and taking the important things so lightly.
THE KEPLER SPACE TELESCOPE HAVE FOUND A DYSON RING AROUND A STAR CALLED KIC-8462852
THIS IS THE BIGGEST PROOF EVER FOUND FOR LIFE OUTSIDE OF OUR PLANET WOWOWOW
WHAT IF WE'RE SCARED OF THINGS CUZ THEY'RE PART OF THE REASON WE DIED IN OUR PAST LIFE!?
PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!!!!!!!!!!